Here are my top five hipster dogs. These guys only enjoy the mainstream when drinking from the toilet, they are, like, totally chill you know? Whatever.
1. “I only chase Hybrids”
2. “I knew cats before they became famous on the internet”
3. “This hat is made out of organic cotton”
4. “Look at my beard, look at my beard, look at my beard!!!”
5. “I have a neck scarf that looks exactly like this carpet”